Dear reader:
Any ideas?
Holmes
On 2019-12-25 12:27, watson@???.com wrote:
My Dear Holmes,
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>Today at precisely Noon I received a telephone call. As I usually do, I answered the phone by saying, “Dr. Watson speaking.”
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>A woman said, “I have a great knock-knock joke… Start it off.”
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> I said, “OK. Knock-knock.”
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> She said, “Who’s there?”
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>I didn’t know what to do next, so I said, “Who is this?”
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>She said, “I asked you first. Who’s there?”
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>I said, “I told you when I answered the phone. This is Dr. John H. Watson. Who are you?”
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>She said, “But you said, ‘knock-knock’ and so I said, ‘who’s there’ and now it is your turn. What do you say?
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>I was furious. I said, ‘Ass.’
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>After a pause, she said, “Ass who?
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>I said, “You are an ass, that’s who.”
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>She said, “You don’t have a clue, do you?”
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>I was loosing my temper “Who is this?”
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>She laughed, “You didn’t have a clue. But now you do.”
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>Then she hung up.
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>Holmes, what do you make of this?
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>As always,
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>Your friend, John.
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